Hello world!

I’m looking out across the I-5 at the San Diego Airport from my office window.  Actually, the shade is drawn because it’s so bright outside, so I’m looking at the blank shade and imagining the airport and cars from the sounds that drift in through the open window.  I only pull it up at night to watch the planes land as the cars go flying by.  The sun bothers me when I’m trying to read the computer screen.  Jeff walks in and tells me it’s 90 degrees today.  He’s going to Balboa Park for Earth Day and he tells me to go plant a tree.  I tell him that’s “Arbor Day” while he’s shuffling around in my office with his damn flip flops on the tile floor.  I know I sound like someone’s father as I tell him to quit it.

Today I’ll be judging cover bands at the Ultimate Music Challenge 3 at Viejas Casino along with Edwin Decker and Anna Troy.  I was one of the judges for the first year of this competition and it was a blast.  This year we get to comment on the bands like they do in American Idol and I’m really excited for it.  Ed and I are going to try and get a radio talk show going in San Diego and today I hope to hash out some of the details with him.

I started this blog purely as an attempt to get my avatar changed when I’m posting on the UMC3 Official Judges Blog but so far it hasn’t seemed to work.  hopefully someday I’ll figure it out.  I’ve already spent too much time on it.

The past 365 days have been amazing for me and more has happenned in that time than has happened at any other time in my life.

1.  Fulfilled a lifelong dream and became a Level 2 certified PSIA Apline Ski Instructor last April

2.  Started another lifelong dream and hiked, filmed, photographed and wrote over 1000 miles of the Appalachian Trail in the summer:  500 miles was with my two younger brothers.  We spread our grandmother’s ashes at the top of the highest point.  We bonded and un-bonded and finally parted.  Finally, I had to pull off because I ran out of money and was suffering from a hernia I got from a fall off a cliff  in Connecticut.  I hiked 250 miles with the hernia but the stress from finance, 30 straight days of rain and fear of injury were too much.  The trail damaged my knees so badly I couldn’t walk without pain for about two months.  I lost 40 pounds during the trail and then gained it back because I couldn’t go to the gym.  It was an unbelievable experience and I hope to return to complete the trail next year.

3.  I spent several weeks with my Dad in PA and NJ recuperating and helping them move into a new house; the most time I’ve spent with them since I left home for the Marine Corps at age 18.

4.  I returned to San Diego and got Midnight Productions LLC back off the ground, booking gigs and performing.

5.  I fulfilled another lifelong dream by getting paid for an article that was published in the San Diego Reader.

6.  Went through an amazingly painful hernia surgery and somehow managed not to relapse on pain medication.

7.  Organized, hosted and filmed the third and most successful year of the David Patrone $10,000 Swing Dance Extravaganza, where we awarded over $10,000 in prizes to the best swing dancers I’ve seen yet.  We also managed to provide San Diego swing dancers with an opportunity to see 11 amazing bands showcased on an amazing production stage in one of the best rooms with a dance floor in all of California; The Dreamcatcher Showroom.

8.  I taught over 110 hours of group and private Alpine Skiing lessons this winter and became a certified Level 2 Children’s Specialist and Level 2 Senior Specialist while getting to ski at 3 amazing mountains I’ve never skied before:  Heavenly Lake Tahoe; Sugar Bowl Lake Tahoe; and Breckenridge, Colorado.  My skiing is the best it’s ever been and I’m sad to have to wait another eight months until the snow falls again.  I also honed my Spanish teaching abilities this year and can now teach all levels in Spanish as well.

9.  I hit three years of Sobriety on April 16 and I have the same amount of money that I had in the bank the day I got sober; however, I’ve managed to erase all of my debt in those three years and my life is full of light.  My credit isn’t any better but I’m working on that…

10.  I am finishing a book on the Appalachian Trail based on my Blog and I hope to be able to go back out soon and complete the trail.  I also hope to be picked up by a publisher who will help fund future long distance hikes that I can write about like the PCT and the Continental Divide.

There have been other things that I won’t mention publicly but the past 365 days have included some of the most incredible, challenging and terrible things to have ever happened to me.   I reunited with some old friends on Facebook and we lost some people to addiction or the Natural Course.

I am looking forward to the next 365

DP

The New Steadies and Gaslamp Ramblin’

David Patrone goes Crazy

Like me on Facebook or I’ll Bite you!

From: The Desk of David Patrone
Overlooking the San Diego International Airport
To: The Benevolent Order of Patrones [BOoP]:

For those of you who remember the nights spent dancing on the bar at the old Martini Ranch downtown and the endless debauchery that stemmed from that unholy union of Patrone and the Martini dynasty, I offer you the comparison of Bootlegger and those dusky days of relentless pursuits and heedful debauch. Bootlegger has the square center bar like the old M.R. adding a stage, lights and marvelous fixtures.  Take a look at the intricate woodwork surrounding the bar when you get a chance. It’s slightly off-Gaslamp location means we avoid the frivolous amateur influx and are enjoying the company of tremendous excellence. The experienced staff know all the tricks and the players so you never know who you’ll meet but I guarantee it will be interesting. The menu is post-modern, continental fusion with a tickle of humor and a slap of delicious. The Decor is pre Frankline Delanoire and you may even find yourself sitting in. There’s even a hostel upstairs so… who knows and who cares?

I’m getting involved in several venues downtown right now so keep your eyes and ears handy. You might catch a pair of each on the flop…

The Gaslamp has been interesting lately…

Walking downtown tonight I was struck with the realization that the Gaslamp is evolving yet again. Maybe it takes me being away for a year or so to see it but the clubs are different now. Sure, the youthful ignorants have been cycled and replaced by new youths with the same faces, the same legs, the same revealing rags and drunken staggers.  The shops and the cafes are specific and targeted to demographics, the old places are iconic; (Croce’s, Patrick’s II, Lou and Mickey’s, Italian Row is what I call the western side of 5th between F and Market: Panevino, Bella Luna et al. Jimmy Love’s, Greystone, George’s, Henry’s Pub); the old-new places have settled in (Donovan’s, Stingaree, Sidebar, Palm, Double Deuce, Tipsy Crow, Voyeur, Whiskey Girl, Gaslamp Tavern, Marble Room, Fluxx, Stage etc) and new-new places are being opened each month by people that really know what they are doing: Seersucker, Bootlegger, Barleymash, Analog, Lincoln Room, McFadden’s, Cremolose, Block 16 etc…  Gaslamp is really coming back into it’s own and I got to watch the whole thing. When the ballpark came to San Diego, the Gaslamp was surging like this too but the ballpark ruined everything.  It congested traffic, drove regulars out and flooded the Gaslamp with a bunch of drunk sports fans who already had their fill of ballpark food and ballpark beer. It really sucked for a couple of years. Petco helped to destroy the Gaslamp District as we knew it pre-Petco; but, things have settled down and although traffic and the spillover crowd is horrible around Padres events, the downtown has evolved into something interesting again. If you haven’t been downtown in a while, it’s time for you to check out what’s new. East Village is growing and there are many excellent boutiques, salons and cafes. Check out the new Hat Shop by Ghirardelli on 5th and “A Style Concierge” next door.  I’m glad to be back and I’m thinking seriously of getting a crash pad in the Gaslamp and starting up the Speakeasy Radio Show yet again…

My suggestion is always to get there early and park at ”Park It On Market” or in the lot off of 8th and Market. That way it’s easier to get out of the downtown. Because of the expansion downtown I’m currently investigating the best places to park and other techniques for avoiding the hassle. Suggestions are welcome and I’ll be passing them along to the BOoP crew…

Here are the current steady gigs.

Every Thursday at Bootlegger 6-9pm, Pasta Mafia Thursdays at Bootlegger includes $12 endless pasta bowls from 6-10 and endless David Patrone from 6-9. This is excellent pasta too, endorsed by Mama Patrone herself! Join us EVERY Thursday as we provide live Jazz, $12 endless pasta bowls and a prohibition-themed spot at 8th and Market with interesting menu items, all of which are delicious. The bartenders, servers and customers are all beautiful and the launching pad from which I will be re-establishing my Gaslamp Presence.

I can also be found regularly at The Marble Room

Track Season in Del Mar at Jimmy O’s
Wednesday nights we’ll be putting on a great post-track show.  we Kick it off the night before Opening Day so get ready to be spending some great times in Del Mar We need your help though and here are three things to do that can help us to help you make San Diego a more entertaining place

3 things to do: 1. Download my app on your phone (link below) 2. Recommend our FB page to a friend (link also below) 3. Recommend this blog http://davidpatrone.wordpress.com David Patrone’s Official Blog which I’ll keep updated so as to keep you entertained even when I’m not entertaining :-)

The 20 Year Storm

It was raining pretty hard in San Diego the other day and I even looked out for a moment and saw hail, a rare occurence in these parts of the country. It reminded me of a piece I wrote years ago when we were expecting a huge storm in San Diego so I revisited it, editied a little, and here she is.

Licking the sky

September 21, 2007 0200 Thinking about the 20 year storm

I love the rain; yet, we rarely get it here in Southern California. I used to live in the Carolinas and I had a red, soft-top Jeep named “Lucille.” She was the first vehicle I had ever purchased, the first big purchase I ever made really; with my Marine Corps signing bonus and $1000 off for Gulf War veterans, I had a trusty steed to roam the low-country, as they call the coastal Carolinas; and a fitting name it is with swamps, sounds, bays and inlets fingering through everything, making a vehicle with a tight, turning radius and four-wheel-drive a must.

I worked the night shift, fixing A6-E Intruders, an aging aircraft which was being decommissioned from service. I was “boot” which means “newbie” as in “fresh from boot camp,” and being a “boot” in a squadron that had just returned from the First Gulf War, myself  and my fellow “boot” companions got the short end of all sticks while the saltier Marines prepared for their exit from “The Suck” as they had become fond of calling the Corps. Over the next six months I did all manner of things to those 12 aircraft from scraping rust and re-painting each entire aircraft to disassembling engines and repairing electronics in order to comply with the Marine Corps policy of returning things in better condition than when they received them (20 years ago).

During the days I would go to the beach in Lucille and surf or swing or tan or volley or chase fortune between the dunes in one way or another… It rained often.

It became one of my favorite things to drive on to the beach when it was raining and grab something to eat and let the rain just splatter all over the canvas roof of the Jeep while I watched the waves and ate and smoked unfiltered cigarettes in melancholy reverie of nothing in particular. I was a little too young to have much to melancholily reverize about anyway. There was something about sitting there, tugging on a Lucky Strike with nowhere to go, hardly any money, no one to talk to and just the World to watch.

I can sleep like a baby to the sound of the rain, even thunder. When I was a kid in Philly, our Mother used to take me and my little brother out on the porch to watch summer thunderstorms as though it were fireworks or something. I still feel the excitement when the storm is coming in, when the wind starts kicking up and I haven’t been paying attention. All of a sudden it reaches my consciousness that something is different. All of a sudden I realize, “It feels like rain!” and my Inner Indian Shaman rejoices in the discovery and the prediction. I’m suddenly a value to my tribe!  I’ve connected to the Mystic… I’m going to be OK because I have The Skill …

I remember the first time that happened, what a Boy Scout Moment that was. I was SAFE, valiant even!

I like to think that it happened to every boy. You’d be out playing in the fields or the woods and would feel the change; or, it had gotten so apparent that you’d finally notice… you look up as the leaves are turning, whitish, backwards in the wind and you feel the low crackle from the first thunderclap a couple of miles away.

“How many?” you wonder instantly.

You wait for the next flash to do the counting thing. You’re trying to remember what your Dad told you: was it five seconds per mile? seven seconds? We didn’t have Wiki back then, you had to go find someone’s Grandpa, but it was too late for that. The rain hadn’t started yet but it was close, you could feel the temperature dropping. Close… so close… you know you won’t get back to the house across the field/parlk/lot in time so you just stand and submit, arching your back and opening your mouth, searching for the first drop with your tongue as you hear drops slapping the leaves or patting on windshields around you until you’re in a full-on summer downpour.  You taste the rain. It tastes just like normal only somehow special/mystic/divine because it’s fresh and new and nothing has ever tasted this but you. You taste unity with the Earth, that other Mother, through this inert yet magic potion. Brain Scientists call it an “Alpha State.” The you is gone and the You-niverse is tangible around you while you are in it… You ARE it: a single drop of rain in a storm, being swallowed by a young boy in the summer.

“This is how heaven must taste,” you think… “just like normal, only somehow special.”

D

The Lame Winter

This has been a really crazy winter.  First of all, there has been almost no snow up in the mountains of Tahoe and it’s especially painful in contrast to last year’s record snowfall. I have been spending a lot of time in the Reno/Tahoe area this year since I arrived there off of the Pacific Crest Trail in July.  With so little snow I decided to take up a new sport: Hockey.

I’ve loved Hockey since I was a young boy. My father would have me taking slapshots in the kitchen with street hockey equipment and a net he had set up under the kitchen window. Many times my mother would be washing the dishes after dinner in our little rowhome in Northeast Philadelphia and one of my slapshots would bang off the window and she’d shoot daggers with her eyes across the tiny kitchen and our game would be terminated.

I was never much of a skater but I’ve taken to it recently and gotten quite adequate in the last few months. I’ve been playing in some pickup games and doing OK for a guy who only really started skating back in December. The training may have saved me some serious injury

A few weeks ago I was involved in a rather bad car accident while driving to Reno one night. There was a rather severe fire in the Washoe Valley and 395 was closed so I had to take an alternate route.  Little did I know, the power was out in South Reno and as I came down the mountain I had no way of knowing that all of the traffic lights were out. As I crossed over the intersection of Mt. Rose Highway and Wedge Parkway, a pickup truck appeared in front of me and I plowed into it to a dead stop from 50 MPH.  In retrospect I realize that there were about a hundred ways I could have died or been permanently maimed in that accident and only one way I could have survived intact which is exactly what happened. At the last millisecond I turned the wheel and that may have saved my life because it sent my car into a spin at impact, redirecting the force of the collision,  instead of sending my entire sound system, hockey equipment, bowling ball, speaker stands and skis from going through the back of my skull.

I sustained a few bruises from the seatbelt to my ribs and collarbone, whiplash and a separated shoulder but for the most part I was fine. The adrenaline kicked in and I forced open my door, jumped out of the car (which was dangerously located in the middle of the intersection) and running over to the other one in a few seconds to see if that driver was OK. He seemed alright and so I began cleaning up the street and wondering what the hell happened.

After a few days I felt moderately healed up and went back to hockey like a good Marine.

Bad idea.

I must have injured my ab muscles as well but didn’t’ know about it. I felt some issues in there but ignored them and ended up pulling something between my serratus and my external obliques on a slapshot and was reduced to a quivering little boy on the ice again. I can’t believe how much that hurt. I thought maybe I had dislocated a floating rib or something. I couldn’t breathe, I couldn’t drive, I couldn’t… well, let’s just say that going to the bathroom was going to have to wait until it was absolutely necessary.  I’m still having issues a week later but it has definitely improved and I don’t think singing will be too bad.

I’m wondering what this means for the rest of my winter. I probably am done skiing in any serious way, which means no more training for my level 3 PSIA certification. There are hardly any customers on the mountain so I probably won’t have any classes to teach for the rest of the year. If I don’t get my L3 I won’t be going to teach in Chile; so, it hardly seems like staying in Tahoe is a good idea since things are heating up in San Diego and I have a bunch of gigs coming up in SoCal…

I’m not sure what’s going to happen but there are a few things in the works including a new radio show with my buddy Jeff and a new burlesque project that I’m trying to make happen. I’m putting together some interesting stuff for Burning Man this year and I’ll be in Vegas in a couple of weeks for a special Burning Man event there.

Either way, I just wanted to let you guys know that I’m OK and I’ll be back in San Diego on a more permanent performing basis soon.

Hockey

I love hockey.

I have always loved it.

From the first time my father put a stick in my hand at 5 years old, shooting rubber pucks in the kitchen at a makeshift goal and driving my mother crazy when I would lift one up and bang it against the kitchen window. In our Lower-Middle-Class, Northeast Philly Neighborhood there was a municipal pool across the street and in the winter we would step on Coke cans so that they wrapped around our shoes and we’d play on the ice remaining in the bottom of that pool. Later, my Dad took over a live/work gig from his father at a large, church campground property that had a huge garage filled with all of the maintenance and construction tools you would ever need. I would go out and slap the puck around and sometimes tried to roller skate there while shooting wristers into a full size net he’d constructed out of chicken wire and 2x4s. I would spend hours just running around power tools, saw benches and woodpiles while receiving the pass from an imaginary Bobby Clarke and shooting it past an imaginary Bernie Perent.

When Dad wasn’t available, I would try my best to coerce my little brother into playing but he wasn’t really into it that much, I probably wouldn’t have been either if I was 4 years younger than he.  It didn’t help that my dominating personality and need for glory often left him as the vanquished enemy in most of our fantastic scenarios.  I may be remembering improperly. We may have been a team in most of those cerebral creations but in Hockey I think it was usually he against I.

I loved football also as a child, but my mother put the nix on that right away, she simply refused to let me play any organized sport other than baseball because the kids never seemed to get hurt in baseball. She would have never let me play hockey. I was a pretty little kid even up to my senior year in High School and organized sports just never made it into my schedule. I tried to wrestle once, my Dad had been a great wrestler, but the locker rooms were filled with fear, apprehension and injustice so I became a sort of street kid, skating before it was accepted and riding freestyle bikes, smoking, listening to rough music, hanging out with the Pagans and getting onto other sorts of mischief a kid gets into when he doesn’t have a coach. The jocks were the enemy as far as I was concerned.

Then I became a Marine.  I had to adapt to the team mentality quick or get whomped righteously. Strangely enough I fit right in to the Marine Ethos after a short adjustment period and as a result of the wide range of experiences and skills my family’s genetics gifted me, I became a natural leader. Sometimes you have to leave behind everything familiar in order to realize your potential. It’s easier in some ways to be a leader and in some ways much easier to be a member.  I think it’s all around harder to be a leader but the perks are better. I never played team sports in the Marines unless you consider carrousing in town and exploding enemy positions as team sports, certainly you need the team for these activities but it’s not essential to be a team player.

Throughout my life several things that I love to do have come to me surprisingly late. Singing for instance, I never saw myself as a musician and here I am a professional singer/entertainer of some success in a very technical and difficult genre of music. I sang for my first audience in that milieu at the age of 27 with no experience, wishing only to be paid in free alcohol. I progressed, starting my first band at 29 and at 38, becoming the only vocalist to ever win the San Diego Music Award in the category of Jazz. I couldn’t have guessed it would happen like that in a million years.

Similarly, I became a ski instructor in my 30s, accidentally falling upon this occupation in an effort to escape the excesses of the city (and by excess I mean cocaine), I ran to the mountains, shortly thereafter finding myself employed by Snow Summit and in the years following working toward my full national certification as a professional ski instructor.  Who’da thought?

At the end of 2011, I decided to take up hockey. As a long time fan of the sport I never played hockey on ice and I never really had a chance to become a good skater.  I used to putz around on the tennis courts of MCAS Iwakuni Japan in a pair of roller blades with a stick and a ball but I never took a lesson and I never played a game with anyone else, except for the fantastic scenes of glory in my mind as I send a shot into the fence, past the ghost of Pelle Lindberg off a pass from Brian Propp.  In November, I bought a great pair of skates at SD Ice Arena and poaching the local, seasonal, outdoor rinks that pop up just before Christmas in San Diego I began to skate.  It was a sad thing to watch me try to learn how to hockey-stop and I went on YouTube to see if I could find any help.  Finally, drawing upon my own experience as an instructor, I decided to surrender and take a lesson from the pro at SD Ice Arena. Thirty minutes later I could stop on a dime in both directions and a couple of weeks later I was doing drills in full hockey gear. A couple weeks after that I met a coach in South lake Tahoe, attended his weekly classes and last night I played my first game… EVER.

I’ve been listening to the tips of this other young guy that works at the rink and he made me promise to come out to the drop-in game on Sunday night. I thought it would be just him and a few guys banging the puck around, since there are three levels of players that play in the leagues here: C to A level, A being very experienced but not professional players and C being a little better than beginners. Earlier I watched the Philadelphia Flyers blow a two point lead to the Ottowa Senators and then I headed to the rink to play.  I was fired up. The Boys had really disappointed me and I was ready to score some points…  Then I saw them, the hockey players, seasoned players, adult players who had obviously been at this a while, obviously this was an A level night. I balked, I walked over to my friend and said, “What the hell are you thinking, I can’t play with these guys, they’ll hate me for sucking.”

“So what? You’ll play better this way.”

“I don’t even know what the hell I’m doing.”

“You’ll figure it out, hurry up and get dressed.”

And that was that, I jumped into my first game with a bunch of great players who skated circles around me at first. I was more hampered by intimidation than I was by the actual level of play and as I changed lines and calmed down, my skating got better & I started to see the game better.  I could tell where I should be and then on a run after I had posted just in front of the goalie, I caught a rebound, took a shot and scored.  I couldn’t believe it, I mean, I knew it was more luck than skill at that point but there it was, my first game and my first goal. Other firsts: I got checked into the boards pretty good, I slapped down a puck with my hand when a defender tried to clear it (and heard “NICE!” from behind me), I caught a few long passes (and missed the rest) and fell many times. Apparently I still need to work on my skating (and even more on getting up quickly) but the fact is, I hung in there and hockey has fully coalesced in my life as the new obsession.

I’m nursing some whiplash and bruised joints but I’ll be out there tonight, bangin away and getting better.  I love this sport!

Willow Grove Park

When I was about 11, my elementary school went on strike. I roamed around neighborhoods all day. Once, on a particularly long walk, I came upon the empty shells of abandoned amusements and vintage architecture.  After that, I would sneak in here and walk around the old amusements and go fishing in the concrete ponds almost daily.  It’s very strange to me to see what it looked like in operation. It must have been stranger to see some 11 year old kid wandering between them. Actually I wonder if my parents are somewhere in this video as kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H429zL_pmC8

2011 Wrap up!

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Benevolent Order of Patrones [BOoP]:

2012 is here and I have a feeling it will be the best year yet, for all of us.

2011 was a year of transition for many people and has been a tentative one for most. 2011 was very interesting for me and as I move forward I’d like to recap what happened in 2011 since I really wasn’t posting much except for those of you who were following my Pacific Crest Trail Blog

2011 started out with an incredible snow year in South Lake Tahoe where I was working as a ski instructor at Heavenly during the week and coming back to Southern California on weekends to perform and book entertainment.  The snow flew early and I was on a constant mission of self-training as well as instructing as I was preparing to take my final certification from the Professional Ski Instructors of America (PSIA).  This is a very difficult level to accomplish and I knew I had my work cut out for me.

In January I opened up David Patrone Entertainment in Nevada and relocated everything there.  I’m still doing events and performances in San Diego and LA though.  At Viejas Casino we began the fifth annual $10,000 Swing Spectacular and we brought in 11 amazing bands from around the country to perform while we provided free dance lessons and a free swing dance contest, giving away $10,000 in cash to three excellent couples. This year was the most successful yet and I hope next year surpasses it because we are planning some major changes including a special speakeasy venue after hours…

January, February and March I also spent a lot of time working to establish myself and my band in Reno and Lake Tahoe. We had some great gigs and I got to sit in and perform with some of the amazing musicians that live in this area. In particular I met a very colorful character, an accomplished saxophonist by the name of Rick Metz and we began playing together often, little did I know that he would later invite me on an adventure which would change my life.  Meanwhile My youngest brother Michael, who many of you have met at gigs, got really sick and we had a very serious scare. Doctors were prognosing some crazy stuff and he had to go back to Philly to get treatment. Thankfully, everything turned out fine and he’s still back east, in love with a cool chick and working with my Pops in Jersey.

In March I made a valiant effort to pass the PSIA level 3 certification but ultimately had some more training to do. It was close, my examiner said, but we both knew close isn’t good enough when it comes to the final level of certification.  I buckled down, renewed my training and can’t wait to take it again in 2012.

In April I celebrated 5 years of sobriety and it was a major milestone in my life.  As the ski season wound down, my preparations for the Pacific Crest Trail commenced, a 2600 mile trek from Mexico to Canada where you carry your entire life with you through nearly every type of climate at altitudes ranging from below sea level to over 13,000 feet.  I consolidated my life into a small office in San Diego, locked the door and then spent three months walking from Mexico to South Lake Tahoe through some of the most difficult terrain that the PCT has ever offered it’s participants due to the record snow levels of 2011. When I got to South Lake Tahoe, I decided it was time to pursue another, more important goal of mine, to write my first novel. While I had been walking along the trail I had finally overcome the obstacles to a story I have been formulating for three years.  My good Friend Jane generously offered to let me stay at her house in Tahoe for about two months and there I recovered from the trail, looked for a place to live and wrote the outline for the novel.  I’ve been interrupted many times with life events since I began; but, I’m about 50,000 words in so far.  I hope to be finished before the half-way point of 2012 but that’s another story as they say.

My trek along the first 1000 miles of the Pacific Crest Trail was AMAZING and you can read all about it here by clicking on the link along with pictures and videos on my youtube channel. I met the most interesting people and I made what I think will be everlasting friendships with several guys, especially Bandit and Sprinkles, with whom I hiked many hundreds of miles with, bitching and moaning and being amazed all at the same time.

In July, Rick Metz mentioned that he is heavily involved in Burning Man, a festival which I cannot possibly explain, in fact, it’s more of a way of life than it is a festival and I decided I needed to experience it so I scraped together some funds, bought an old 83 Dodge Ramcharger and in the first week of September “Big Red” and I headed off toward Gerlach and into the alkali desert north of Reno, completely into another dimension.  Burning Man was an unbelievable experience and if I am able, I will go there every year for the rest of my life. It was an experience like nothing I have found and around day three I realized I had found a place where I truly felt completely at home. It was like I finally found out what planet I was from and it was full of aliens from other planets yet somehow we all belonged together.

September, October and November had me doing a lot of traveling, including two excursions back to Philly and the Jersey Shore to hang out with my family, meanwhile my Brother Doug had a baby girl named Aurora Luna. I am already an uncle through other half and step siblings but this is the first of my brothers to have a child and I’m really excited to watch her grow up. Doug is blessed with a beautiful family and I am very proud of him and so happy for Amber, Aubrey and Aurora. I can’t wait to teach the girls how to ski, which I plan on doing at the end of January 2012 when I fly back to Philly.

Lately I’ve begun to get serious about hockey and I’ve been training and playing since November in Tahoe and San Diego. I’m pretty close to being in the best shape of my life. I’ve lost about 20 pounds in the last two months and my singing and skiing are greatly improved. Living at 7000 feet really gets you into shape!

The end of the year had me doing a lot of work with Viejas Casino and our final huge production on New Years Eve was unbelievable. Midnight Productions alone had 27 performers performing around the casino and that was only about half of the production! It went smooth thanks to the awesomeness of Casey Johnson and Jeff Moore who did a flawless job organizing everyone on site. I’m waiting on the green light from Viejas for the 6th annual Swing Spectacular and I’m sure it will be the best yet. We are tentatively scheduling it to begin on February 12, the week after the Superbowl.  I’m very excited because we have made some serious changed and will be offering an amazing array of talent in both our free swing dance lessons, bands and judges for the competition.

At the time of this writing, January 2, 2012, there is no natural snow in Tahoe; but, I’ve been teaching nonetheless on some excellent man made stuff that has most of the mountain open.  At night we sit by the window and sing snow songs in hopes that the high pressure moves from the area and we get a big dump of snow so we can go tree skiing and jumping off cliffs and logs.

2012 is set to be an amazing year, I’ve just put out my Android and iPhone apps and started a new marketing campaign.  After many years I have finally gotten many problems with my business solved and should be running at full efficiency thanks to the combined, Herculean efforts of my Mother and a great tax accountant named Bob. I’m so excited to be on the path to a very successful business that’s being run by people that know what they’re doing for a change haha!

If you have read this far you’re a definite trooper and I thank you for sticking around. I truly wish the best for everyone this year. I’ve been hearing from a lot of people who really feel like this is going to be a good one. I wish you the best and I hope to see you at some of the shows!  I’ll be blogging here from now on and you’ll be able to access it from the site and from the new cellphone apps!

 

See you soon!

David Patrone
Head Janitor
Benevolent Order of Patrones [BOoP] Accounting Division

www.davidpatrone.com

Musical Definitions

So I was thinking about my posts and I figured that you might need some clarification of the terms I might be using in my analysis of the bands. As musicians we tend to use certain terms to mean specific things and I often forget that some of you have no idea WTF I’m talking about (even Ed) when I use a term like Cat, tonic or pitchy.
Here is a short list of potentially confusing terms I may use in the future:

Key: The tonic triad, the chord, major or minor, which represents the final point of rest for a piece, or the focal point of a section.
Usage: “This song is in the Key of F# minor”

Tonic: The prevalent key of the song or the first note in the scale on which the song is based.
Usage: “That singer can’t seem to find the tonic.”

Drag: Slow down, decrease in tempo: (generally a negative term)
Usage: “That bass player is makin’ the drummer drag.”

Rush: Speed up, increasing tempo: (generally a negative term)
Usage: “That Bass player is makin’ the drummer rush.”

Playing in the front/back: playing the notes just in front or behind the actual beats as defined by the tempo.
Usage: “Although that Bassist isn’t rushing, he’s playing in the front and it’s making the drummer rush.”

Tempo: The speed or spacing of beats of a musical composition. also referred to as “The Beat
Usage: “His beat was draggin”

Pitch: The frequency of a note.

Pitchy: This word is a colloquialism similar to Stephen Colbert’s “Truthy” meaning: it’s close to the truth but it’s not quite the truth…
“That singer was a so pitchy she even made the drummer drag.”

Perfect pitch: The rare and innate ability of a musician to identify or sing a note without reference.  This is so rare among rock musicians that most of them even question the existence of perfect pitch.  All Jazz musicians possess this ability.
Usage: “I think he has perfect pitch.”

Metronome: 1. A mechanical device used to demonstrate or practice perfect tempo. 2. A percussionist who demonstrates an exceptional ability to maintain a steady tempo.
Usage: “That guy is a F##### Metronome!”

Click Track: An audio track of clicks that a drummer can listen to while drumming to keep them at a steady tempo.
Usage: “Is that F##### guy using a Click Track?”

Mercenary:  Usually an exceptional musician who is not an actual member of the band or does not rehearse with the band but only plays for money and when the band has a high-paying gig or competition.
Usage: “They hired a mercenary for this gig.”

Cat: Musician et al.
Usage: “That Cat is stoned.”

et al: “and others” or “and elsewhere” from the Latin “et alibi” “et alli”

Alligator: Audience member
Usage: “Those alligators are hip to the lyrics.”

Cool: 1. Unaffected by chaos. 2. Good, nice, interesting. 3. Something pleasant to say when you have no other intelligent response.
Usage: “Cool!”

Hep Cat: Swing dancer or other person of significant “coolness” or unusual awareness

Hip: Having knowledge of things, esp. “cool” things. The state of being “cool”
Usage: “That cat is hip.”

Hipped … to: Informing someone of something esp. something cool or relatively unknown
Usage: “That dude hipped me to the sobriety checkpoint on Garnet Ave.”

Harmony: Two or more pitches (or notes) that sound good together, also a note other than the melody, which when played simultaneously with the melody produces a pleasing audio effect. This is difficult to accomplish for most people.

Flat: 1. a pitch slightly lower in frequency that would normally be desired. Usage: “That singer is flat, man” 2. A half tone lower than the note indicated Usage: “This song is in E flat” represented by the symbol “b”

Sharp: a pitch slightly higher in frequency than would normally be desired. Usage: “That note was sharp, man” 2. A half tone higher than the note indicated Usage: “This song is in F Sharp” represented by the symbol “#”

Dissonant: Non-harmonic, not rhyming sonically, a sonic toothache

Muddy: Sounding muffled or consisting of excessive mid-range frequencies.

Bright: consisting of excessive high frequencies

Boomy: consisting of excessive low frequencies

Chutzpah: Hebrew for BALLS! Literally: “insolence,” “audacity,” and “impertinence.”
Usage: “That singer has a lot more Chutzpah than he has talent.”

Dig: 1. To like or agree with
Usage: “I dig what you’re sayin’ man!”
2. To understand
Usage: “I dig what you’re sayin’ man!”

The “Intro” or “Verse”: The introduction or lyrical set up of a musical composition.

The “A” section: The first section of a song, often repeated frequently

The “B” section: usu “The Bridge”

AABA“: Typical song formation of an “A” section, repeated, followed by a bridge, then a final repetition of the “A” section. This is similar to the basic structure of 99% of popular American music.

Bridge: A transition section between 2 parts of a song. Often a different melody, tonic or feel than the two parts it connects. Often the place where the singer comes back in after featuring an instrumental section or “improvisational solo”
Usage: “Take it to the Bridge!”

Solo: An individual composition often performed in the middle of a song where an instrumentalist gets to demonstrate their exceptional skill on their instrument, possibly even to express themselves musically. This can be a pre-rehearsed composition or can be improvised on the spot.
Usage: “That was a killer Bass solo, the drummer didn’t even drag!” (this statement is rarely if ever heard)

Woodshed: To practice. also “to shed” or “shedding”
Usage: “That cat needs to shed some.”

Cover Band:  A band which plays a variety of popular songs that were written and recorded by various artists

Tribute Band: A band that plays tribute to one specific artist or specific era like “Rolling the Stones” or “The 80′s All Starz”

Impersonator: A person or band which tries to actually impersonate an artist.  Sometimes the line between a tribute band and an impersonator can be blurry.

This is not an all-inclusive list and I reserve the right to misuse these terms whenever I deem it interesting to do so.
DP

Week 1 of the Ultimate Music Challenge

The bands were fun.  Most lacked “oomph” in the vocals department; notably backing-vocals and harmonies.  Several of the bands had brand-new members and weren’t very well-rehearsed, which was immediately apparent.  For future bands, I’d recommend they work on this because there’s nothing that sounds worse in pop music than a dissonant chord, especially when it’s supposed to be a vocal harmony.  I think there is no more apparent mistake than a vocal mistake to the average listener.  Voice is the instrument that humans use the most whether you’re a musician or not.  In fact, human audio perception is specifically evolved to differentiate frequencies of the human voice from other sounds so errors in that department tend to stand out.  Unfortunately for vocalists, there is no specific button or string you can manipulate that you know will produce the right note and innate abilities like pitch and memory can be affected by things like stress, fear and unfamiliar chords.  This is why rehearsal and mastery of your instrument is so important.

I felt that some of the bands picked songs that didn’t really showcase their strengths.  It’s very possible that they don’t know what their strengths are.  This is common when the only people you’ve played for are friends or family (who aren’t prepared to offer constructive criticism).  A few of the tunes picked were esoteric, rather than catchy and accessible to the general public or novice listener.  A few tunes were played too fast or too slow for the particular groove that they are famous for; while a few bands had judges up and dancing on the floor.

F. Scott Fitzgerald offered the advice, “Murder your darlings.”  Although he was referring to a different artistic genre, it’s an especially helpful tip for bands in a competition.  Sometimes artists tend to develop an affinity for a certain obscure tune because it speaks to them musically or lyrically.  Musicians tend to listen more closely to things like chord progressions and lyrics than the average person.  Their sensitivity is a little different than the average listener.  What a performing artist has come to like and enjoy is a direct result of the evolution of “taste” due to a progression of practice, learning and awareness which the average listener doesn’t possess.  It’s not that the listener is less talented or doesn’t have an ear; it’s more a matter of over-exposure and analysis on the musician’s part.  Musicians play, listen to and practice music many hours each day with a strict focus of attention toward comprehension of the total composition/arrangement/lyrics.  Most people listen to music casually.  This is one reason why so many music professionals can’t stand to play what they consider to be “cliche” tunes; though they may be very technical or exceptionally catchy to Bob, the accountant.  We have to remember that Bob, being an accountant, paid the cover.

When you are in a tribute or cover band, on some level, you have to realize that people are coming to hear something they recognize.  Your “darlings,” or the songs you think are neat, are probably not the “cliche” tunes that your audience will enjoy as much as what I call a “power set.”  This may offend your sensitive and creative side; but, Dude, you’re in a cover band.  Think about it.  I did like that Radio Star played poppy 80’s tunes with a metal edge.  This is an exception.

Every band should have a power set, even Jazzers, because there are some audiences who you are just going to lose with esoteric stuff like original composition or the lost B-side of that Frank Zappa album you found on EBay.  When you’re losing an audience; sometimes, (and I don’t care if you are Pat Metheny or Wynton Marsalis) you may need to get them back with the played-out stuff that you were sick of by the time you were 15.  The songs “Mustang Sally” and “Brown Eyed Girl” come to mind.  I think the slave Xanthius to divine Dionysus in “The Frogs” said it first, “Shall I crack any of those old jokes master, at which the audience never fail to laugh?”  Although the big D gave X the ixnay, we are, after all, entertainers and we have a responsibility to our audience no matter what Miles Davis did or said (or didn’t say).  When Aristophanes wrote “The Frogs” over 2000 years ago, there was already a known divergence between what the poet wants to read and what the audience wants to hear.  Even Moses broke a few stones trying to hip the audience to God’s unfamiliar tablature.

That being said,

These bands are in a competition, and they will have to put their best foot forward if they want to win $20,000.  Their job is a tough one.  We know most of these tunes and we already have a version in our head which was performed and produced in a pristine studio environment, with the opportunity to go back and re-do or layer backing effects and extra instruments.  You can’t help but compare their performance to the original; however, we judges are aware of that and being performers in our own right, we’ve dealt with these issues and are intimately familiar with the capabilities of a live band who hit the stage without a proper sound check.  We’re hoping they will exceed our expectations but we realize that most bands probably won’t.  Even if the original band came in and played, we’d probably be critical of the performance.

As musicians, artists and teachers; we are aware of the effect that criticism can have to stifle or encourage creativity and perseverance.  Artists are typically sensitive people and while we are giving our analysis, we’re constantly negotiating with ourselves exactly how “honest” we’re going to be.  We’re trying to do a delicate balancing act: offering constructive and accurate analysis, avoiding excessive cruelty while entertaining the audience in the room with our comments.  Although it’s tempting and it would get a few laughs, it would be too easy to simply say, “The singer is a semitone flat and stands glued to the microphone stand; the drummer drags because he’s listening to the bass player who didn’t learn the opening song; the backup dancers’ fat is jiggling under those ugly, yellow, lycra half-shirts and there are still fold marks in the ‘costume’ you bought at Ross Dress For Less last night.”

The winners of the preliminary weeks are often obvious; as was the case of this first week of the competition.  The other bands didn’t totally suck, it’s just that the winning band was really excellent.  In this case, I don’t feel the need to be overly critical of a band that wasn’t close to the performance level of another band.  I’ll offer a few suggestions and move on.  If they want to come down and ask me for some more details, I’m more than happy to give it to them.  In the coming weeks (especially the semifinals) there will be some great bands and it will be necessary to critique them very carefully.  We hope they aren’t offended by the analysis.  Someone is giving them an unbiased, educated, technical evaluation for free.  In this business, “Yes Men” will get you nowhere, fast.

Then again, if we’re being forced to listen to a band who didn’t respect our time and expertise by preparing themselves before they got up on the stage, maybe we should just unload on them.  The audience deserves some entertainment after all.

I guess you’ll have to come out to the show and see what happens…

Remembering Frank Sinatra

Frank

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Remembering Frank Sinatra

I never really knew much about Frank Sinatra as a kid. When you grow up in a place like Philly, you certainly hear it everywhere; but it just becomes a part of the landscape; like something you never notice until it’s gone. Sometimes you feel it when you move to another part of the country or the world. I joined the Marines at 17 and in the next ten years, I found myself in some strange places. Maybe it escaped me, at first, what was different about these new places because the soundtrack still played on in the background; familiar music always drifted from some café or lobby nearby and I felt at home, without even knowing the words.

I hated pop music as an adolescent, preferring to listen to Classical music and Americana; but when I saw the movie, “The Blues Brothers” something in the Music tugged at my core. Both Johnny Lee Hooker and Cab Calloway planted seeds in my soul and I couldn’t get over the dichotomy of Holiness and Criminal that the Blues Brothers embodied. A sympathetic chord vibrated throughout my being. There was something true underneath. I had an emotionally troubled childhood and although the Blues too had always been playing in the Philly background, I never heard it until that movie.

When I got into the Marines, I started to hear different music. I started to hear the blues in the places I was stationed. Dirty Blues from down south, Mississippi, Memphis, South Carolina, North Carolina etc, not to mention being around people who were very different than a white Philly Boy, wannabe Blues man who was knockin’ on their daughter’s doors courtesy of the USMC. I played harmonica back then, although I was horrible and knew virtually nothing about how to play the instrument. I searched for the blues (not knowing it was already inside me) and the social aspect that came with it. I tried to make it happen. I drank myself poor and stayed out all night. I heard the blues in my voice when I called running cadence for the Company and I felt an amazing wellspring of power that I tapped into when I sang it out.

Despite the comfort I felt in the blues, soon I began to yearn again for something. The blues wasn’t enough. The music was repetitive and I found that the only thing I was really listening to was the soul of the singer. I can remember saying to myself, “I wish some of these guys would sing classical music, it would be amazing” (Someone should have slapped me and given me an old gospel album.) About the time that Garth Brooks began to wail about low places and Whiskey rounds, I found Ray Charles. Without knowing it, I was beginning to yearn for Jazz. I didn’t understand what I thought was Jazz at the time: Way out ruminations by cats who were trying to be Dizzy or Coltrane. None of that made any sense to me. I was yearning for something though and yearning hard. I learned every Ray Charles Song from the Atlantic recordings, every one. I couldn’t afford the CDs so I shoplifted them out of a Marine Corps 7-day store on Cherry Point NC. That was the only time I had ever reverted back to my pre-Marine Corps Street Ethos and having just remembered that I’ll have to find a way to make amends. That’s how strong my need was for the music: I risked a Marine Corps Brig to get my hands on a 3 CD compilation of Ray Charles’ Atlantic Recordings, not even knowing what it would sound like. I read the liner notes on the back and whatever that Cat said was what I thought I needed, and we were right. I couldn’t wait for my roommate to leave so I could use his CD player. When no one was around, I tried to play along on a trumpet I had picked up in a pawn shop for $75 in Havelock NC. Later, Nat King Cole and a brief period of musical satisfaction. A couple of years later I was 21 and I found myself standing in front of a CD display looking for a Classical piece, “Romance For Strings No. 1 in G” by Beethoven; that never fails to bring tears to my eyes (except when it’s played too fast).

They didn’t have the conductor I was looking for. I glanced to my left (The Jazz section was next to the Classical) and there was Frank Sinatra tipping his hat to me from the cover of the “Best of Reprise” CD. I thought, “I should check this guy out. He’s got the right kind of hat, I’ve heard his name all my life, and I have ten bucks burning a hole in my pocket.”

$8. 99 had never changed so much in a man’s life. Here it was: a man singing the “complicated Blues” tunes I was looking for, in a way I immediately connected with. It was the stepping stone for a young man who somehow missed the beginnings of Jazz while growing up in the town that produced the likes of Dizzy, Coltrane and Philly Joe Jones. Without Sinatra I would have languished in a musically unsatisfied existence, not sure where I fit in between modern pop, hip hop and soul/blues/R&B, drinking my nights and working my days without a musical compass and without a spiritual leader.

Since that day, Frank has traveled with me all over the globe. It started with the song “Nancy” because I had just broken up with a girl named Nancy and I didn’t know anything about Nancy Sinatra or Jimmy Van Heusen, or Sammy Cahn, or Cole Porter or Frank’s Conductor/arrangers at the time Nelson Riddle and Billy May. His recordings and that music, American Standards, CHANGED EVERYTHING. Maybe it was the sum of all my circumstance and emotion. At 21 I’d already seen quite a few harrowing things and here was a guy whose voice said what I was feeling, perfectly, without remorse, in perfect pitch and effortless phrasing in a tonal quality that said “I love you” and “come and get me you bastards!” all at the same time. This was the “Me I wanted to be” singing to “the Me I was,” only better, because I couldn’t sing like that (that didn’t stop me from trying though.)

His library of recordings is so extensive that even 15 years later I haven’t heard them all.

My favorites change from season to season, moment to moment. Sometimes as soon as I hear my favorite, it’s done and my new favorite is whatever is coming up next.

A couple of years ago, I picked up a recording from somewhere called “Only The Lonely” and it kills me, slays me dead, right there when I hear it. It’s too slow to sing at a show, people just gloss over and die; but that song catapults me into the nethersphere where I flop around and writhe on the floor of my mind from relating to that pain he’s laying down. I wonder if it’s Ava he’s thinking about, or Nancy Sr. or his own failures (or victories). He sure wasn’t immune to negative introspection. He called himself a “24 karat manic depressive” and it was true. You can hear it on the whole album but that song rips me to shreds, especially the last line and the last three notes: “the heartbreak only the lone-ly-know. “Frank Sinatra Sings for Only The Lonely” was another of his many stunning collaborations with Nelson Riddle.

I also love , “Just One Of Those Things” from “Songs For Young Lovers/Swing Easy!” arranged by George Siravo and conducted by Nelson Riddle. It’s a perfect arrangement and it swings while staying poignant. Listen closely to the way the horns float in and around his voice and phrasing. It is nothing short of brilliant. It’s also the first album after Sinatra’s “Great Slump” and the beginning of his work with Nelson Riddle. I believe it’s considered one of the first “Concept Albums”

With something like 1900 recordings of Sinatra, it’s pretty tough to nail down a specific album but that reprise single CD compilation is still a killer. “Only the Lonely” and “Songs for Swinging Lovers” as well as “Songs for young lovers/swing easy” are all magical albums and I seem to be a real fan of the Frank of the Fifties

For the record, I can’t stand the “Duets” albums, I’m against the whole idea of them. Frank didn’t want to do them either; but, he was prodded by a trusted advisor. I think his instincts were sharp for not wanting to; then again, what do I know? They sold a hell of a lot of albums. His best selling album as a matter of fact. I also can’t stand “The Theme from New York New York.” Written for Liza Minelli, it’s a song which forever will be linked to his brilliant performance and arrangement of it (not to mention another huge comeback in the 80s); but as a song, it’s a lame duck. As Frank would have said, “Pallies, I think it’s about to rain.”

You hear this phrase a lot: “The thing about Frank Sinatra is…” well that’s just it. Sinatra did it all; his life, his music, an Oscar, eleven Grammies, two Golden Globes, uncountable other awards, his philanthropy, his failures, his ups his downs, his pain, his love, his luck (both good and bad) and his success tell an amazing story. His was a full life and if you haven’t had a chance to read about it, you really should. You could learn a lot about livin’ from Frank Sinatra. He climbed to the top and landed at the bottom and pulled it back up to the top again several times in Global Proportions. He was loved and hated and revered and despised, sometimes by the same person. His actual life was a piece of art; simultaneously beautiful and ignoble in the making, sublime and terrible in the examination. I’ve never heard anyone discount Sinatra as an artist; they may say something like, “I like so and so better” or, “that guy was a real @$$@!” but I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t like Frank Sinatra.” He was bonified. He was 100% real.

Musically, his phrasing is pure natural; and yet, tremendously difficult to duplicate without sounding contrived. He worked with the best musicians in history, and he sang songs written by the greatest songwriters and lyricists of all time. His was a voice that still touches everyone, in every walk of life in and out of America.

Often I hear people say they remember where they were on September 11th or when JFK was shot. I remember where I was when I first heard Frank Sinatra had died. I was married at the time and we were lying in bed as my wife was flipping the channels on the TV. When I saw a glimpse of his face and heard the word “was”. I yelled out, “Wait! Go Back!” to the news which was briefly reviewing his life at 2AM (Frank would have smiled at that, “last call Fellas, did I ever tell ’ya about my friend, Frank?”) I wanted to correct the reporter when she said, “Frank Sinatra was…” She should have said, “Frank Sinatra will forever be…”

DP